"Dood, we got 25kg of hog to get thru and we need a brother there"
Soon after I composed myself, I jumped in the car and followed my nose.

This beautiful slab of crispy animal was resting nicely, for the most part untouched, the exception being a bare ass where the crackling has mysteriously disappeared.
Soon after this I made the right cheek disappear also. If one looks closely.

Ahhhh the swine oyster. The rest of the pig was also delicious it should be pointed out.
Thanks JJ.