Churrascaria Crawling

Dont argue with the man, just say yes.

These are some learnings from Brazil:
- Red means stop, Green means meat
- Cachaça is arguably the best spirit in existence
- Salt is good
- Coffee is served sweet and black
- Fruit was invented in Brazil
- G-Strings are not limited to blessed bodies
- Gringos cant dance

When it comes to beef, Brazilians dont muck around. Enter your local Churrascaria and live the dream.

This particular haunt was in Sao Paulo and what you see here is a sirloin, which they regard as their best cut, it is done over raging coals and stays incredibly succulent with a smokey salty caramelised crust. The fat just melts on your tongue. Apparently they have a salad bar too.
My favourite at this place, sirloin and chicken hearts. The only part of the chicken they served.

Next stop, Brasilia.

They had to hold me back. Sir those coals are hot! Sir! SIR @!!!
After eating my paddocks worth of fauna, this time I decided to 'look' at the salad bar, and wasnt that a great move, I smelt pig and heard angels humming...

Help yourself. So I tried.